Corporate Double Speak 1.0

Corporate Double Speak is a free widget that will generate Corporate Double Speak in three word phrases.
Please note, this Widget will unleash real-time channels, enable virtual web-readiness, integrate intuitive models, exploit interactive platforms, leverage open-source niches, iterate compelling e-services, empower strategic paradigms, and redefine distributed ebusiness. So please, use with care.
[Editors Note] To move this Widget...
On Mac: Hold down the Command key and drag.
On Windows: Hold down the Control key and drag.